Alone With My Thoughts/Ode To Blocks

Alone With My Thoughts

by Happy Hiram

Alone with my thoughts
Free of Yahoo's hem and haw 
Afloat in a somnambulist's bath 
Chomping at the nasty muzzle 
Longing for those old 4 point restraints: 
#1 You can't say ass, 
#2 The one who always says "It's your own fault!" 
#3 TD's like a stray dog's unexpected urine; 
warm, innocuous and anti-septic, 
#4 What am I without blocks? 

Ode to Blocks 

(The poem within the poem) 

There is no love without hazing 

Space equals angry white death 

Walls make life a-maze-ing 

My friends and I, unpalatably cleft. 

I would do it again for $50 Buks 

That was then and this now sucks. 

Now comes the ending, are you seated my chill'uns? 
Alone with my thoughts is better indeed 
Than alone with your reactions. 
How does THAT make you feel?