Oscar
Smoshker
We
have waited for days
making
sick canapes
through
the channels a-lighting
seeking
red carpet sightings
Who's
gown will succeed
or
become blogsmears feed?
We
judge in, out or down
each
celeb in the town...
Poor
Seann William Scott
by
the Oscars, forgot
Meryl
Streep has been snubbed
(but
at least made the club...)
Old
George Clooney's a wreck
with
Pitt neck and neck;
Dujardin
takes the prize
with
Uggie by his side.
till
the wee hours of dawn
they
will still party on...
To
the Governor's ball
on
Kimmel shall we call
Checking
out who was
there
at Vanity Fair.
By
the end vacant stare
I've
forgotten why I care.
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